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The Donald Trump Bug-Out Bag: $25
A pre-packed duffle bag with over a dozen items
hand-picked to help you survive the collapse of
civilization after Donald Trump is elected President
of the United States. Includes the Cards Against
Humanity Trump Pack with 25 new jokes about
frightening demagogue Donald Trump.
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Food rations for when supplies are low
A flint and steel to help you start a fire to warm your cold, terrified family
A durable black duffle bag suitable for travel in a radioactive wasteland
A hand-crank radio to scan the airwaves for other survivors
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A gas mask to protect you from the Red Dust while you scavenge for scrap metal
A can of beans to eat around the fire on a special occasion
A space blanket to keep you warm when building a fire is too risky
A harmonica to entertain your fellow wastelanders with songs of the old days
A compass to help
you head south
towards whatever
meager civilization
still remains
A laminated card with
handy Spanish phrases such
as, “I am a refugee.”
Currency from Mexico, Guatemala, Nicaragua, and Colombia
An application to become a permanent resident of Mexico
Seed packets to help you recreate civilization by cultivating plants
A copy of Plato’s Republic so that you can contemplate the ultimate folly of democracy
The Cards Against Humanity
Trump Pack with 25 cards about
America’s 45th and last
President, Donald Trump
A small golden
locket with a
photograph of
former President
Barack Obama
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Includes the Trump Pack with 25 new jokes about frightening demagogue Donald Trump